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This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinners.. It won first prize. As a joke, my brother Jay used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay’s kids’ stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty. One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search...
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive…. So, I took her to a gas station….. And then the fight started…. **** My wife and I are watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?” “No,” she answered. I then said, “Is that your final answer?” She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, “Yes.” So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.” And then the fight started…. **** After retiring, I...
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Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything…tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers. In short, everything they could think of to help his math. Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn’t even kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at work. His...
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Youve seen them floating through your inbox for years. Theyve given you a chuckle and a smile to brighten your day. Now find them all together in one spot where you can pull them out and chuckle at will when a dose of humor is just what the doctor ordered. According to R. Morgan Griffin in his article, Give Your Body A Boost With Laughter, a good belly laugh has many health benefits for us all. I know it certainly gives me a good chuckle when a well-written joke arrives in my inbox and of course we all feel...
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